If you ever thought of learning Swedish. Dont get discourage

Ye... the weird language coming here.
The radio host of slay radio is taking mastering swedish lessons. The sound clips are pretty old so ya might have heard em. But its way too fun to hear how weird our language is and an englishman who try to say em. And LOLz and getting crazed mad on some.

Warning some of the sentences is... well the risk is ya might never have to use em, ever.

Mastering swedish 1, with sentences like: Far får får får, Nej får får lamm = Dad does sheep get sheep, No sheep get lamb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fULfwb2X4

Mastering Swedish 2, With sentences like: gift orm = married snake, giftorm = poisonsnake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cw8cKQ6SN0&feature=related

Mastering Swedish 3, with sentences like: Sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger tjeckiska skitsånger = Seventeen embarrassed sixthgraders sings tjeck crapsongs. its the "sh, k, sch, tj, sk, sj, ch, stj skj, g" sounds. Several of these sentences can even be hard on swedes, to say and to spell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxYRobDDHM&feature=related

Mastering Swedish 4, With sentences like: Vägrenskröken gäckar gångtrafikanter = The curve in the verge eludes pedestrians,
Gammal gubbe ger granngumman massagestav = Old man gives the Neighborwoman an dildo
This one i should guess is quite difficult too. G is some times pronounced like J.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcyTREVzRwI&feature=related

Mastering Swedish 5, with sentences like: Ball bal bil för far for förbi fyr och får för fort = Cool ball car for dad went by a lighthouse and sheep too fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k15spfVV8g&feature=related

Have fun! Ha det skoj!

Får en stor lust att undersöka hjärnan på den som skrev den där språk kursen.
I get a terrible urge to examine the brain of the person that wrote that language lecture.

Jag svimmade nästan av skrat.
I almost feinted by laughter.