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WoW vs. Star Wars

Post  Snicka on Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:42 am

Tonight, I've compared Snicka to Luke Skywalker on the OOC guildchat. As a result of this, we began quoting Star Wars, slightly modified, to fit into the Warcraft universe. Zanick was the best at this, but Ashya was not much behind him.

Zul'jin to Snicka:"I be ya daddeh, mon!"

Various trolls: "May da Mojo be wid ya!"/"Use da Mojo!"/"Da Mojo be strong wid him."

Rexxar: "Misha, give some fuel!" Misha: "Aaaargh!"

If you remember the others, or you've made up new ones, tell us! (The ones about Gadgetzan and the Sandfury were pretty good ones, but I cannot cite them word by word)

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More Star Wars misquotes

Post  Zanick on Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:19 pm

The wise old shaman and his companion emerged from the rocky chasm leading from Razor Hill and gazed north towards the mighty gates in the distance. He turned to the young warrior at his side and said: "Orgrimmar. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

Leaning against the rail on the ship, the rogue watched the young warrior who was practicing with his new sword. He laughed at the younger one's clumsy moves and said: "Hokey religions and magic weapons are no match for a good dagger at your side kid."
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The Horde Strikes Back

Post  Snicka on Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:23 pm

Leaders of the Old Horde, orcs, trolls, ogres and goblins gathered around in Orgrim Doomhammer's hut, for discussing their future strike on the Alliance. They were worried, because spies of the Alliance stole the designs of Engineer Gazlowe's new weapon of mass destruction.
"Even if they get the designs, they cannot find a flaw in it." said Gazlowe. "Our weapon is indestructable!"
"Don' be so proud of ya technological abomination." said Zul'jin. "It be nothin' compared to da powa' of da Voodoo!"
"You can't scare us with your sorcerer's ways, Zul'jin." grinned Gazlowe. "Your hexes didn't help us with finding the Alliance outpost, and you..."
The goblin could not continue. His tiny body emerged into the air, and he was sqeaking in pain. Zul'jin snarled at him, and firmed his grip on his outstretched hand, which made Gazlowe choke.
"I be findin' ya lack o' fate disturbin'." said the troll slowly.
"Enough of this!" snapped Doomhammer. "Release him, Zul'jin!"
"As ya wish..." said the disappointed Warlord. He put his hand down, which resulted in Gazlowe falling to the ground.
Doomhammer snarled angrily, and hit the ground with his fist. "This prickling is pointless!"

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