Not a true Troll tale, but funny.

Seeing this part of the forum is the only story thing I thought I'd post this here.
I promised 2 days ago to write a poem about night elves. Well guess what, I did (and Although it's bad quality, it made a friend of mine laugh, so I'll post it here:

Blue, purple and even pink,
they appear to be coloured in girlish ink.
Their ears too long for any use,
They rip them at any thorny bush.
So close to nature they’re real tree-huggers,
They’re worse than Tauren, oh man, they’re buggers.
Of course, I be talking ‘bout da Nightly Elf.

Once immortal now just stupid,
They all deserve too be put in a goo-pit.
Clusmy and foolish, they’re all so high,
Oh yeah, they’re a thorn in my thy.
Most of ‘em wouldn’t find light on the sun,
With them around, there is no fun.
But should be be so hard on da Nightly Elf?

‘Cause they’re really quite nice,
Oh yeah, with some rice,
Or perhaps on a skewer,
For deep in a sewer.
But I like mine as a special dish,
Long pointy ears and roasted fish.
Yes, dat be da way, to serve a Nightly Elf.

Dat be it ladies an' gentletrolls.
Hope you enjoyed!

this made me giggle

Me too You should post it on wearelegion, where some nelves might actually see it.

A nice poem about our dearest enemies (except for the one Saiha whom we like).

Nice one Gorico.