Quotes

Illidan: Hahahha, I'll just hide here in Outland from Kil'Jeaden, he'll never find me here....twice!

1: Maybe I am wrong but I think Kel'thuzad without his phylactery is nothing. But no phylactery drop on WotLK Naxxramas,is this means Kel'thuzad may restore to his corporeal form from nothing or lost his phylactery and his soul forever?

2: He probably smarted up and decided not to keep it on his person, the dumb git.

3: /thread. You think he's going to make the same mistake twice?

— Global Cooldown!
— Is that like what we get after global warming?

You didn't get hacked, you got keylogged.
Getting hacked implies intelligence from the side of the attacker, getting keylogged implies a lack thereof from the side of the victim.

"Me smash! You die!"
- Old Ogre saying

Cult of the Raptor forum wrote:
Hei'ja.

Lookin' fo' dat quick reply fo' dat debate ja got? Need ta give ja words da weight o' hist'ry? Look no mo'. Here ja go.

Ahem.

No, none of thise are "official Blizzard troll proverbs." These are slightly adjusted versions of various translations of various proverbs from all 'round the world. They seem suitable for trolls, and so I present them here. Take 'em up. Use 'em. After all, if a proverb is good enough for Bom'bay, it is good enough for me!

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Deeds not words:
No stomach be filled by words.
Nice talk don’ cook da elf.
Da baby not be born yet, but ja sayin’ it got tusks like its grandfada.
Sometimes da canoe sinks befo’ it reach da shore.
Da archer dat misses got a lie jus’ ready.
While dey wolfs fight between demselfs, da troll eats da sheep.
If da fish not opened its mout’, it not been caught.
Rumor! If ja kick one monkey in da sack, alla dems holla.
Rumor! One dog bark ‘cause it see somet’in’, a hundred bark ‘cause dey heard da first.
No catchin’ feesh wit’ dry feet.
Don’ bite off more den ja kin chew.
Da fool says tad a fool: Ja be a fool.
Ja should see da feesh dat got away!

History: (‘specially elfs)
No trolls ten t’ousand years old, but dere be words ten t’ousand years old.
Time pass, story stays.
A leopard neva change its spots.
A wolf still a wolf when it not eatin’ sheep.
Punish watah an’ it still be watah.

Tribe and family:
Young mon lazy, old mon needy.
Lie down wit’ wolfs an’ get up wit’ fleas.
Da hungry don’ fall asleep full jus’ ‘cause anotha mon got enough ta eat.
Ja kick a stone ‘cause ja angry at it, ja break only ja foot.
Ja can’t buy family wit’ monies.
Da tooth bites da tongue, but dey still stay togethah.
One finga alone can’ lift no pebble.

Honesty:
Hide one lie, build a t’ousand mo’.
A mon dat ies fo’ ja, lies to ja.
Da crime be done in da bush, but be talked by da fiyah.
A needle wrapped in a rag will be found in da end.
Jump inta da sea to escape da rain…
Don’t grab da pantha’s tail, but if ja do, don’ let it go.
Once ja say “here I be,” ja can’ say ja be no’ dere.
Ja cook da broth, ja dish it out.

And of course:
"Build a mon a fiyah an' he be warm fo' a day. Set a mon on fiyah an' he be warm fo' da rest of his life."

Zanick wrote:- Show me something that runs completely smoothly and I'll show you a lie. Real boats rock.